Who will go out with Amis Donkers now that Robert Blutney is dead?

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Blutney? Morton? Kingsley?

Amis Donkers. Robert Blutney. The dream looked too much like reality, perhaps. Two young people on top of their game, madly in love with each other. Rich, beautiful. Serious about their future together. Just about to buy a car, a house, a dog, and a fancy dinner in a top-notch restaurant. Then one of them died. Which one? Robert Blutney. What happened then? Read on to find out.

When we met Amis Donkers in her suburban home somewhere near Los Angeles she was weeping unconsolably. She had just lost the love of her life – Curly Morton. “Wait – we thought this was about Robert Blutney…!” we managed to blurt before Amis just kicked us the fuck out.

Life is full of tragedy. We have yet to decide which was more tragic: the death of Curly Morton or that of Ned Codell. Goodle Bastard’s death certainly wasn’t. He was a womaniser and an all-round bad guy. Good riddance, I say. And out.