“Filler on the roof”, “Is there an afterfiller?”, “Afterfiller this!” — and so forth. The site has become unbearable with all these filler articles. I have a good reason for writing this article: IT IS A CAUTIONARY TALE. Read on for an actual lesson about writing articles for a successful website.
Ridiculous. Back in 2016, two months after the onset of our (terminology gap), I thought the quality of this site would never sink any lower. I understand the current (government censorship applied here and there) was, and remains, a rather serious issue, but these QuantumBones issues should be serious as well! No pun intended!
In 2017 it had already become clear that there was nothing to be done: this site was a dump. We trudged on, because as I JUST STATED, there was nothing to be done. We hired a few fresh editors, made a couple of new logos, improved one of the old ones, wrote a few dazzlingly brilliant sentences within articles that never made any sense, and decided to drink turpentine. Then we found out it would ruin our lungs and decided not to drink turpentine. None of us were big on suicide. The chief editor didn’t feel the opposite would have been detrimental to the quality of the site.
Where are we now? Looking forward to a brighter future. We are totally entangled in visions of money, fame, power, and eventual death by strangulation in the midst of some furious foreplay. I have to admit I’m not too keen on the last one but as I’m a team player I guess I will need to reconcile myself with this fate.
Until then, we will continue to entertain you with hugely popular articles like this one. We are also planning a debate with the brightest minds in the world. We are waiting for responses from some of them.
It seems I lost the cautionary tale somewhere.