“QuantumBones is boring!” is the word on the street. Not bad when you have been in business for a couple of months only, am I right? Can anything be done? Certainly! Read on to find out about our exciting new ideas!
There aren’t many articles about Slug Concrete on the site. In fact, there is just one. Dan Splottel has also been largely ignored. Curly Morton features a few times, but people like Stint Carhorn and Steen Leper have been completely omitted!! Are we mice or men?
Luckily, a remedy is close at hand! We will shortly write dozens of articles about all of the above, plus several even more interesting ones about Lee Putting, Simon Stretchbit, Nasal Marin, Niemand Grosstead, Luber Moghament, Prick Simpleton… and a bunch of others! You will not have to wait for long! It will be a blast!
What’s more, Gag Staunton himself has promised an interview! How about Lily Plizzengebble’s breast implant catastrophe? Totally ignorable compared to what Yoghurt Masselvitz has to say about Limbo Burtzen’s huge new golf balls! That guy really could dunk his blimp out of the gretzle. And if that’s not enough… need I say more?