Time for another editorial. I know: the recent ones haven’t said much. It seems as if the editorials have been written for one purpose only: to remind the reader that the site actually does have a chief editor. If you think that, you are only partially correct. Read on to find out why this one has been written.
Friends – if I may call you that – we have been through a rough batch. Many of us (not all) have lost relatives during the recent decades. This is why we haven’t been very successful at writing intelligent articles. Is intelligence, then, the only thing that makes you want to read an article? It certainly is the only thing that makes you capable of doing that!
“He seems to be ignoring all the unpleasant things that have happened on the site lately”, you notice. This is correct. I don’t want to hang on to the past any more. I suggest the rest of you do what I just did: forget about the past. Forget about how completely pointless articles you all have written. Forget about the rows we had, and how I actually got kicked in the teeth during our last get-together. I was so drunk I wouldn’t remember it if I tried, but I have one tooth less than I did before the event, so I asked people to fill me in. And most importantly: forget about that clamydia your girlfriend caught from me, Hugh. It was not intentional, and anyway clamydia is easy to treat. I will pay for the medicine. All you need to do is take it regularly and refrain from drinking until the cure is complete. I know it’s difficult. For my part, I’m willing to forget about the numerous STD:s I have caught from your girlfriends during the past couple of years.
We can still turn this site into a success.