The oppressed

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Hit counters can severely damage your freedom. Beware of them!

The staff of QuantumBones has been oppressed in more ways than one. The latest “improvement” to our working conditions was the Hit Counter, a newfangled internet widget-piglet that counts how many times people have clicked an individual article. Read on to find out how oppressed we were because of it – and how we got rid of it!

When I came to work one monday a couple of weeks ago (we do have an office unlike some piss-poor companies) I was surprised to see sneering faces all around me. People asked me how my articles had done lately, and I said I naturally had no idea since we have no feedback form on the site.

I went to my desk, fired up the computer, and to my horror found a text atop one of my articles: “0 Hits”. I swallowed a couple of times and decided to investigate further.

I looked up another of my articles. Zero hits again. I went through the lot of them – around ten articles in all – and realized not one of them had any hits. This meant people had not been reading anything I had written. A bit later, I was infuriated at seeing that one of the editorials had scored more than twenty hits, and that some other articles had scored more than five, too — while I stood at zero. I only had one course left.

I logged out and started clicking on my own articles. The next morning, the hit counter was gone. No more oppression!

Is there anything to be learned from this? I don’t know, but I’m against hit counters.