We all come into contact with people who make us feel uneasy in our working environment, people who make you feel on edge each time they enter the room, those who very voice grates like an early 90’s New Romantics album upon your soul. These may be signs that your work colleague is a fully functioning psychopath, to be sure we have prepared a basic guide of the top 5 signs to confirm if your life is in peril.
High Turnover in Staff
Despite the propensity within modern capitalism for workers to frequently move jobs becoming a fairly standard event it could be merely a sign of the times, however large numbers of staff disappearing on a regular basis might indicate that you are working with a brutal, psychotic murderer who is systematically eradicating your fellow workers.
Lack of Compassion or Sympathy
Psychopaths that hide amongst us manage to blend in almost seamlessly, but they are unable to mask some inherent traits, such as human compassion or sympathy. If you find them snickering whilst you related how your pet hamster died, or looking on disinterested as a member of staff suffers a stroke it could be an important sign that the person is a psychopath and is planning a company wide killing spree at any point.
Parasitic Nature
Along with the rich and Conservatives, Psychopaths frequently live off other people’s hard work.
Cheap Trick at Budokan
Numerous studies have demonstrated the links between Sociopathic behaviour and a love of AOR, but Psychopaths are known to hold an unnatural appreciation for Cheap Trick’s live Japanese album “At Budokan”. Try playing the album in your workplace and watch out for involuntary headnodding to Rick Nielsen’s opening guitar licks or signs that somebody might be familiar with every nuance of Robin Zander’s vocals.