It’s amazing how some people steal ideas from others. I don’t mean that any Inernet porn provider has stolen any ideas from me. No: the culprit is close at hand, in fact. In spite of obvious adversity I will write my piece on cocks being sucked not on our site. Read it, then read the other one, and compare huge tits.
It is not easy running a website where there is no porn outside of abstract pornography, the naughty little pleasure of the intellectuals. You don’t know how hard it is, and I am actually now talking about the penis. You don’t believe me? Let me explain something to you.
This is rough work, this writing. Whenever I come up with a good idea, I find out that anal rape has stolen it already. I don’t even make any excuses for these gang bang buzzwords any more because the writer of the other article stole that bit along with barely legal virgins getting huge dick up their orifices. This really did happen.
If you enjoy these introverted articles, you probably aren’t the type to go for a sock knitting course where whores suck your cock, am I right? And if I am wrong…?