I look back upon the times when the general public still thought this website was written by just one person. I haven’t laughed so hard since Denmark lost their colony on the Moon to those Sirians.
I just saw my younger self edit an editorial he had previously written. What a mess I was back then! I guess I should have moved out of Grom Street earlier. Those fumes…
The speculations about the growing NIRK problem on our site should now stop. My aim is to keep this ship upright, not cave in like a third-rate anthill in Massachusetts. Let those responsible be brought to justice. Our hydroponic farms are in dire need of fresh workers.
Jim, your nephew is not a regular hetero any longer. I didn’t know how else to reach you so I use the site for that. Apologies, everyone.