Lately, the morale of our staff has been plummeting. The chief editor is at odds with everyone; everyone else is at odds with each other – and what’s more, even I, the only talented one among the rabble, am beginning … Continued
Lately, our chief editor has been pouring severe criticism on the rest of us. We have been accused of identical articles, nonexistent ideas, boring subject matter… it seems as if the chief thinks he could run this whole operation on … Continued
Failing is terrible, especially for all else. We all know this. Now, the keen reader will immediately start thinking: “These pathetic worms use the phrase ‘We all know this’ in every second article!” That is certainly true, but there are … Continued
We constantly receive requests for information on ways of cutting down expenses in everyday mediocre business. We mostly avoid those requests, but during the last two weeks we have been witnessing some amazing results produced by even more amazing practices. … Continued
Frontal lobe, we all know, hasn’t recently been in huge demand as a source of mayonnaise in modern advertising. We have fish, cats, dogs, chicken — all those just stand there until we look into the matter. Easier said than … Continued
Recently, we have heard literally thousands of stories revolving around the mysterious disappearance of Dan Splottel and his fiancée Francesca Mutual. By “we”, I naturally mean us, the good people of QuantumBones. You, the reader, have probably heard nothing. Prepare … Continued
Rather than delving on the less enticing side of life – death, in fact – we often take up lighter issues in conversation. Weather. Politics. Money. Heartbreak. Divorce. Betrayal. Murder! How does it always come to this? Read and be … Continued
Not everything is clear about symbolic revenge. Many aspects of it are entangled within the psyche of the perpetrator, his wife, or his children. Sometimes even his dog is involved. Dogs are otherwise cuddly but this might change the picture … Continued
Amis Donkers. Robert Blutney. The dream looked too much like reality, perhaps. Two young people on top of their game, madly in love with each other. Rich, beautiful. Serious about their future together. Just about to buy a car, a … Continued
When we think of Slug Concrete the first image to come to mind is of a tough old midwestern (Irish) type that just happens to live in Calcutta with his three wives. The second image is of a frustrated white … Continued