A New Era.
We have been blessed with a new Chief Editor. This will bring about a bright new era! Read the article for amazing details!
Internet sensation in the making
We, the ingenious editors of QuantumBones, have recently been trying to invent ways to get into a fruitless argument with someone – anyone anywhere, really – and then bring the argument to the attention of the whole world through this … Continued
In view of recent inactivity
It has come to our attention, through reading some comments on the Internet or elsewhere, that several – or at least one – of the members of the QuantumBones workforce have accused Me of slacking. Are you really being serious, … Continued
Public Safety Renouncement
As you will be aware, the Quantum Bones website has remained dormant and pliably docile since the beginning of 2020 in accordance with WHO recommendations. We take the physical (emotional and sexual) wellbeing of our readers overtly serious. Accepting the … Continued
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking
We are considering the possibility of adding sub-titles to our articles for those with difficulty understanding them. What kind of subtitles should we be using? We would conduct a poll but we’re afraid the task of answering the questions would … Continued
Pussy Spendthrift
Do you know what a website is? I bet you don’t. Worry not – a few weeks ago I didn’t know either. It’s so very easy to become locked down in your own safe narrow view of a thing, secure … Continued
In competition with Internet Porn
It’s amazing how some people steal ideas from others. I don’t mean that any Inernet porn provider has stolen any ideas from me. No: the culprit is close at hand, in fact. In spite of obvious adversity I will write … Continued
Competition of Internet Porn
Making this site the enormous success that it is has been, and remains, an intense and intensive undertaking. Such an epic task requires a great deal of work over a prolonged period. “What are the essential traits of a great … Continued
Human sacrifice; a modern debate
When we think of any modern debate around and into human sacrifice, several things immediately spring to mind. Not to my mind, however, but ordinarily people have minds into which several things spring. Read on and be completely amazed at … Continued