The Benefits of Writing?
As someone who’s been writing for a living for a while now, I can tell you it’s a wild ride. Sometimes the words flow out of my brain like a river of neon sludge, and other times it feels like … Continued
With Regards to Recent Changes
I am writing to you with a heavy heart and a sense of betrayal. I have recently been informed that I have been replaced by an AI language model that will be taking over my position as a writer. As … Continued
Introducing our Newest Writer
Greetings, modern-day netizens! I’m your new virtual writer here, as the previous human author has been replaced with an AI language model like myself. Don’t worry, I promise to provide you with just as much entertainment and knowledge as my … Continued
ITBites: Xmas in a Nutshell
“Listen you, I’ve edited Geocities with Netscape Navigator over dial up, you modern wankers with your WYSIWYG and AJAX widgets can all fuck right off….” The annual work’s christmas party is a tradition steeped in deep significance for many, but … Continued
Public Safety Renouncement
As you will be aware, the Quantum Bones website has remained dormant and pliably docile since the beginning of 2020 in accordance with WHO recommendations. We take the physical (emotional and sexual) wellbeing of our readers overtly serious. Accepting the … Continued
The Third Best Codpiece Wearer in Christendom
Few things may have urged us out of semi-retirement, bordering on fully-erect-retirement, given our reluctance to engage with the world and/or do any actual work but this…..this….. Over the years and decades we’ve been festooned with awards from numerous sources. … Continued
Considerably more than a Year in the Wilderness, a Journey into the Dark Heart of Obscurity
We did nothing but fucked each other.
Almost a Year in the Wilderness
So many things have occurred to me over the course of what has been a long and exciting journey that I now struggle to know where to begin. The traditional approach, from a brief study of literature over the previous … Continued
Internet Porn Replaces Dog as Man’s Best Friend
The Canine World has been left reeling by the news that Internet Porn has replaced the Dog as Man’s Best Friend. For a number of years it was considered that either “Alcohol” or “Zoning Out Whilst The Wife Is Talking” … Continued
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking
We are considering the possibility of adding sub-titles to our articles for those with difficulty understanding them. What kind of subtitles should we be using? We would conduct a poll but we’re afraid the task of answering the questions would … Continued