Failing is terrible, especially for all else. We all know this. Now, the keen reader will immediately start thinking: “These pathetic worms use the phrase ‘We all know this’ in every second article!” That is certainly true, but there are … Continued
We constantly receive requests for information on ways of cutting down expenses in everyday mediocre business. We mostly avoid those requests, but during the last two weeks we have been witnessing some amazing results produced by even more amazing practices. … Continued
The Government is currently working on a plan to build machines that look like bread. This is great news – right on par with the previous plans of breeding dogs that resemble houses, or using filler for the real thing. … Continued
Recently, we have been receiving criticism, among other things. Criticism is never good when we receive it, keep that in mind. Therefore, we don’t want to receive any more of it. Read this post to find out how we are … Continued
QuantumBones recently had the chance of interviewing Speck Lorrent, one of the instigators of the Quagmire Propaganda Asset Postulate Campaign. With insights like his, we are not in the least surprised at the results of the advent. “Have you had … Continued
Paris, Copenhagen, Wien, London, Austria, New York, Stockholm, Pizzlepod. What do these cities have in common? They are all capital cities of the most remarkable empires mankind has produced. And not without reason: an empire is an absolute must if … Continued
It has come to our attention that we have lately written several new posts for this website. If the trend will not be reversed very soon, like presto staccato picato, other things may also come to our attention. Read further … Continued
The whole discussion of thought processes has blown up like totally. Even the last editorial was “thought processes this, thought processes that” and shit. No way I’m going to sit by and watch this fucking circus any more. It’s time … Continued
I am shocked at finding – after a few weeks’ absence – that our site has degenerated into a mental dump. Infighting, opinionated editors, false reports of false events; you name it, they did it. Someone has to put an … Continued
Frontal lobe, we all know, hasn’t recently been in huge demand as a source of mayonnaise in modern advertising. We have fish, cats, dogs, chicken — all those just stand there until we look into the matter. Easier said than … Continued