The passage of time is best described by movement. In fact, nothing else does describe the passage of time. Describe? Aren’t we being a bit fancy? This might be so. You really should read the whole article to make certain that our style will not change before the end of it. We cannot force you. Do what you will.
How many times have you come across blogs, articles, or something equivalent on the Internet? Numerous times, I am certain. How many times have you come across articles that begin with “So you have decided to (etc.)”? At least sixteen times, correct? That is sixteen times too many. Let me explain why.
Those sixteen times have been a variable in the constructs of a huge time-lapse continuum that relies mostly on the inequality of Internet sectionalists. I bet you have never heard of those. This is not surprising. The sectionalists tend to keep to themselves and hold their cabbalistic rituals in the bowels of a deep, dank cave somewhere south of Wurttenberg, the town where Lothar (or Luther, as he was later known) met Mandrake. How is this relevant to the subject of articles that begin with “So you have decided to see if this article goes anywhere”? The answer is really too simple.
Articles are written by editors. This is sometimes circumvented like steam that has been pressurized to the limits of the mechanism that holds it. When the steam escapes through a safety valve, the editor quits typing and has a drink of water. Then the steam pressure starts rising again, and the article gets finished. The introduction can always be added later. This is known as the Standard Procedure of Steam Pressure Articles.
Sometimes it occurs that the steam pressure rises too high, like in the previous chapter, and it has to be let out through a safety valve. Through some clever reductionist assembly we can then arrive at conclusions, and finally at the end of the article.