“I made a move to caress her pulsating hot intelligence – only to find out, to my horror, that my own credibility wasn’t anywhere near its peak. To put it bluntly – it was limp.” How many times have you read an article beginning with these exact words? Dozens, certainly! What could you have done to stop it from happening? Read on and we will tell you!
“Brilliant ideas were just oozing from the soft vault of smartness between her ears. This woman was out to get me with her slippery muscular discourse and huge soft assertions. I wasn’t alert enough to answer the call: the thing that had been rock solid the day before was by now just a flaccid intellectual organ. The day wasn’t going to end well. I felt a strong urge to come up, screaming like a best in heat, with something to contradict her juicy abstractions.”
If the above text appears on your screen all of a sudden while you are busy at the office – and the supervisor happens to walk by – it is almost always the work of hackers: dirty-minded intellectuals who are out to endanger everything sacred, no matter what it happens to mean to you. This could well mean your job because your supervisor most likely isn’t capable of discerning between porn and semi-coherent intellectual ramblings. What to do?
The long route is to educate your supervisor. Try to help him understand that porn websites rarely, if ever, refer to intelligence or anything related. In most cases this approach is impossible due to the natural unreceptiveness of supervisors. What else can you do?
Buy the QuantumBones anti-intellectual iBalls and give them to your supervisors for Christmas present! “Why didn’t I think of that before?” you muse. Because we only just told you they exist! To be exact, they don’t exist yet. They will, however, when we get 1000 orders or more.
Death to intellectuals!