Failing is terrible, especially for all else. We all know this. Now, the keen reader will immediately start thinking: “These pathetic worms use the phrase ‘We all know this’ in every second article!” That is certainly true, but there are reasons for the practice. Read on and find out how we fail to come up with any – despite just having hinted that we can.
Reasons for our own incompetence as writers are not the easiest to find. For us, that is. You will probably find several: difficult, uninspiring childhood; moronic parents; sucky genes; poor education; lack of imagination; lack of experience with anything useful or interesting; traumatic sexual experiences — keep digging and you will find it’s virtually a cornucopia.
With a build-up like that, you certainly will not be expecting much of the rest of this article. You are correct, of course. It would be almost impossible to come up with anything sensible or insteresting in my current state of mind.
“Why do you insist on writing if your head is empty, you useless cunt?” you think. “If I were you, I would shoot myself at the very least!” you keep on reasoning. I don’t now about that. How do you mean it? If you were me, you certainly would not shoot yourself, because I’m not going to. This kind of faulty reasoning is typical of those who read pointless articles on the Internet. Are you one of those?
I almost certainly will not finish the artic