The Government is currently working on a plan to build machines that look like bread. This is great news – right on par with the previous plans of breeding dogs that resemble houses, or using filler for the real thing. We managed to get hold of Government and asked a couple of non-scathing questions.
QB: “Now, this plan of yours…”
Govt: “Yes, it’s a good plan, right?
QB: “It seems to be, but is there a point?”
Govt: “Basically, a machine that looks like bread is already six times cheaper to produce than actual bread – and I’m not exaggerating! This is one of the best plans we have ever had!”
QB: “Do you think it is even better than the Hatred Parasol plan?”
Govt: “Far better! You see, the beauty of it is that those machines will stop the semblance of world starvation in a few months!”
QB: “That’s good! What if someone is actually starving, though?”
Govt: “Oh, we currently hope that’s not happening.”
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