Recently, we have been receiving criticism, among other things. Criticism is never good when we receive it, keep that in mind. Therefore, we don’t want to receive any more of it. Read this post to find out how we are going to improve our quality so that we will finally stand above all criticism.
- First of all, we will start writing articles about people. Real people.
- Second, we will write interesting articles about them, not some half-baked crap as hitherto.
- When those two missions have been accomplished, we will begin to write longer sentences to particularly please those who like longer sentences.
- After the longer-sentence stunt has done its job and we’re receiving critical acclaim at every turn, we will start truncating our articles until each of them consists of fifty words at the most. This way, we will gain the favour of the busy extroverts who will easily be able to read an article between two orgasms.
- We shall then, probably, combine the two points immediately preceding this one and write one-sentence articles, each containing no more than fifty words.
- We shall conceive a new language to replace English. It will be so enticing that everyone will immediately love it. This probably won’t have anything to do with our site. I’m just telling you this to fill up space in an otherwise short editorial piece.
- We will then hope we don’t need to bribe anyone in addition to all this.