I am shocked at finding – after a few weeks’ absence – that our site has degenerated into a mental dump. Infighting, opinionated editors, false reports of false events; you name it, they did it. Someone has to put an end to this one way or another. Who? I, that’s who.
I know that you, as a reader, don’t want to find yourself in a position where you would have to to rate or criticize the behaviour of our editors. You are reading this to be entertained, not annoyed. Fair enough, I say. On the other hand, there are things to be addressed and since you have been subjected to mental violence by the rest of the crew, you will now have to bear with my attempts of convincing you I’m trying to rebuild some destroyed bridges within our community and thus restore your confidence in our services.
The series that for some reason goes by the name Thought Processes Today, Part #, has apparently been the cause of the rift. If you have a look at articles predating the first part of the series (an easy task since our site has dates on each article), you will notice a significant difference in quality. I won’t ask you to bother analysing any articles – but if you have a few seconds, just look at the quality of any word in any article before Thought Processes Today, Part 1. It all becomes clear to you now, am I right?
I’m really sorry that I cannot sack any of the members of our little fraternity: we all own shares of the enterprise. And since we have an immeasurably profitable website with our finger on the raw nerve of today’s pulsating society, there is no valid reason for us to begin liquidating either. What to do?
I promise you right now I will have a word with our editors. I’m certain the outcome will not be excellent: I am a junior partner in the community. Hence, nobody will listen to me – far less heed my words.