What the hell is going on with everything?
This shit has gone on for long enough. I’ve had it. Furthermore, there’s no reason to suppose it’ll ever change no matter how much I complain. Fuck you, everybody! I mean it this... READ MORE
With Regards to Recent Changes
I am writing to you with a heavy heart and a sense of betrayal. I have recently been informed that I have been replaced by an AI language model that will be taking... READ MORE
Introducing our Newest Writer
Greetings, modern-day netizens! I’m your new virtual writer here, as the previous human author has been replaced with an AI language model like myself. Don’t worry, I promise to provide you with just... READ MORE
The future awaits… for nobody.
Another subpar article written by an editor who is not in my team. Read it if you have to, but don't expect much. READ MORE
Clarifications
The game is not yet over. READ MORE
Ancient manuscript unearthed
An ancient manuscript unearthed near Stratford-on-Avon. Experts believe it dates back to the early 20th century. Read and be amazed! READ MORE